🦆 You're in, duckling. Welcome to the flock.

Celebrate like Dorothy and Urkel!

I’m honored. Seriously. Somewhere, a tiny emotional support duck just quacked in celebration.

Your first step toward inbox serenity (with mild nonsense) is complete.

Now what?

  • Check your inbox for a welcome email that’s about to make your day 3.7% better.

  • Didn’t see it? I paid actual human dollars for a real email address, so it shouldn’t end up in spam... but technology is weird. Might wanna peek in your junk folder just in case.

  • Mark it safe (add us to your contacts) so your inbox never misses a microjoy again.

First official issue? It’ll be delivered to you soon, packed with stress relief, snackable joy, and vibes so good they should be illegal.

Until then: hydrate, vibe, and chill the duck out.

— Jason
Editor-in-Chill 🦆
www.chilltheduckout.com