🦆 Why Chill the Duck Out Gives

Somewhere along the way, this newsletter became a thing.
People showed up. They read it. They laughed. They didn’t unsubscribe immediately.

And at a certain point, it felt weird not to use that momentum for something good.

So here’s the deal:
Chill the Duck Out donates 100% of ad revenue (minus taxes, because… reality) to charities. Each month the charity is chosen by a subscriber.

No big speech. No dramatic music.
Just a simple “hey, if we’re doing this anyway, let’s help others and do some good.”

Every click helps turn:

“Huh. That’s an ad.”
into
“Oh. That did something nice.”

Low effort. High good.

💛 Where the Money Goes

Here’s the part that actually matters.

Each month, ad revenue is donated to a charity selected by the Chill the Duck Out community. I’ll keep this updated so you can see exactly where the money goes.

Charities Supported

January 2026

February 2026

  • C.A.T.S (Medford, Oregon) — $109.00

(Yes, this list will grow. That’s the goal.)